Uptown Nanny I
don't trust because I've never met her, can't afford, won't come because the kids are sick, am too busy to call for the day: $100.00
5 Star Housekeeper
I don't want to see my house in its current state, can't get booked, who would be yet another warm body in our already broiling and crowded apartment: $80.00
Ordering KFC delivery because Queenie is
exhausted, frustrated, overwhelmed, craving fried chicken and coleslaw: $18.00
The image of Baby Bee strapped to Queenie's back in a baby carrier while her mommy scrubs a cup of dried sunscreen off the fish tank because Mr. Fumble Bumble was sure that "Beluga the Goldfish" was too hot under his aquarium light: PRICELESS.